Be an Arab, be a Jew
Be a boxing Kangaroo
Beat yourself all black and blue
(I donā??t care)
Be a bleeder, be a Cancer
Be a haemophiliac romancer
Be a crippled disco dancer
(What a pair)
Heā??s a model citizen
I think Iā??ve got them fooled again
Heā??s an ultra sweet guy
And the master of disguise
Heā??s a model citizen
Just keep believinā?? that, my friends
Iā??m a model citizen
Iā??m a model citizen
Iā??m a model citizen
Iā??m a model citizen
Iā??m an All-American!
Iā??m a hostage in a city of creeps
Theyā??ve got mercenary guards that watch me sleep
Theyā??d like to kill me and bury me deepā??
In the heart of Texas
Iā??m a martyr Iā??m a sadist
I might be the Savlor her to save us all
Iā??m a friend of Sammy Davis (casually)
Heā??s a model citizen
I think Iā??ve got them fooled again
Heā??s an ultra-sweety guy
I wonā??t let down my disguise
Heā??s a model citizen
Just keep believinā?? that, my friends
Heā??s a model citizen